Skit: Paul Rosenberg
hey, em, it's paul
hh, i was listening to the album
good fucking luck, you're on your own
Em Am
guess who's back, back again?
B Em
shady's back, tell a friend
Em Am
guess who's back, back again?
B Em
shady's back, tell a friend
Em Am
guess who's back, back again?
B Em
shady's back, tell a friend
Em
guess who's back, guess who's back
Am
guess who's back, guess who's back
B
guess who's back, guess who's back
Em
guess who's back
Em Am
(dadada da da da da da da)
B (Em)
(dadada da da da da)
Em
well look what the stork brung (what?)
Am
little baby devil with the forked tongue
B
and it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb
(bleah)
Em
with a forehead that it grew horns from
still a white jerk
Em Am
pullin' up in a chrysler to the cypher
with the vic's, percs and a bud light shirt
B
lyrical technician an electrician
Em
ya'll light work
Em
and i don't gotta play pretend
it's you i make believe
Am
and you know i'm here to stay cause me
B
if i was to ever take a leave
Em
it would be aspirin to break a feve
Em
if i was to ask for megan thee
Am
stallion if she would collab with me
B
would i really have a shot at a feat?
B
i don't know but i'm glad to be back, like
Chorus
Em Am
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
B Em
i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Em Am
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
B Em
just like that and i'm back, bro
Em
now back in the days of old me
Am
(when) right around the time
i became a dope fiend
B
ate some codeine, as a way of coping
Em
taste of opiates, case of o.e
Em
turned me into smiley face emoji
Am
my shit may not be age appropriate
B
but i will hit an eight year old in the face
Em
with a participation trophy
Em
cause i have zero doubts
Am
that this whole world's 'bout
B
to turn into some girl scouts
Em
that censorship bureau's out
(to shut me down)
Em
so when i started this verse
Am
it did start off light hearted at first
B
but it feels like i'm targeted mind bogglin'
B
how my profit has skyrocketed
Em
look what i pocketed
Am
yeah the shit is just like
ya'll have been light joggin' and
B
i've been running at full speed
Em
and that's why i'm ahead like my noggin and
Em
i'm the fight ya'll get in when you debate
Am
who the best but ops i'm white chalkin' when
B
i step up to that mic cock it then
B
(oh my God, its him not again)
Chorus
Em Am
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
B Em
i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Em Am
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
B Em
just like that and i'm back, bro
Em Am
sometimes i wonder what the old me'd say
(if when)
B Em
if he could see the way shit is today..
Em Am
he'd probably say that everything is gay
(like happy)
B
what's my name, what's my name..?
Em
how many little kids still wanna act like me
Am
i'm a bigger prick than cacti be
B
and that's why these
Em
words sting just like you were being
attacked by bees
Em
in the coupe leaning back my seat
Am
bumpin' r. kelly's favorite group
the black guy pee's
B
in my air max 90's
Em
white t's walkin' parental advisory
Em
my transgender cat's siamese
Am
identifies as black, but acts chinese
B
like a motherfuckin' hacky sack i treat
Em
the whole world cause i got it at my feet
Em
how can i explain to you
Am
that even myself, i'm a danger to
B
i hop on tracks like a kangaroo
B
and say a few things or two to anger you
(but fuck that)
Em
if i think that shit, i'ma say that shit
Am
cancel me what? ok that's it
B
go ahead paul quit snake ass prick,
Em
you male cross dresser, fake ass bitch
Em
and i'll probably get shit for that
(watch)
Am
but you can all suck my dick, in fact
B
fuck them-fuck dre, fuck jimmy, fuck me,
Em
fuck you
fuck my own kids they're brats
(fuck 'em)
Em
they can screw off, them and you all,
Am
you too paul, got two balls,
B Em
big as rupaul's, what you thought you saw
ain't what you saw
Em
cause you're never gonna see me
Am
caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin'
never did happen
B
like sherri papini, harry houdini,
B
i vanish into thin air as i'm leaving like
Chorus
Em Am
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
B Em
i'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Em Am
abra abracadabra (and for my last trick)
B Em
just like that and i'm back, bro
